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Mensaje: <blockquote data-quote="Phantom" data-source="post: 774552" data-attributes="member: 8165">"NO HAY QUIEN QUIERA"? ME PARECE QUE NO HAY QUIEN QUIERA ESCRIBIR SIN ERRORES DE ORTOGRAFÍA, PROFESIONALMENTE VA CON "S" NO CON "C".....---------- Post added at 03:39  ---------- Previous post was at 03:37  ----------UN POCO DE XQ TODOS QUIEREN SER PILOTOS DE CAZA (vía Uncyclopedia)....A fighter pilot is one of those elite men who has been selected to fly sleek, sexy, supersonic aircraft in dazzling aerial combat, as well as put on cool airshows and pose for photographs. Only the best pilots in the world get to be fighter pilots. The rest fly slow, heavy, ugly aircraft used to haul rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong, or worse, Detroit.Fighter pilots are absolutely irresistible to women, who will drop their panties if a fighter pilot so much as enters the room.Fighter pilots are highly skilled and take pride in their ability to consume massive quantities of alcohol, and can speak in complete sentences consisting entirely of swear words.All fighter pilots are men (the females ones are considered fighter goddesses, not just mere fighter pilots)How do you tell if a fighter pilot is in the room? Just wait a minute ... he'll tell you!Fighter pilots always wear large dark sunglasses.Fighter pilots drive the fastest, most flashy car money can buy, and they always have the speedometer on the peg.The secret ingredient in Red Bull is sweat from a fighter pilots ass crack, which explains the drinks peculiar taste, and its ability to "give you wings"Fighter pilots wear a bigger watch than you. It's an easier target for when they shoot it with their hands.Fighter pilots do not high-five.Fighter pilots do not carry briefcases.Most fighter pilots chase women with cute asses though women chase F/A-18 fighter pilots and AV-8A pilots chase each other.Fighter pilots subsist on a diet consisting entirely of coffee, popcorn, cigarettes, microwaved burritos, chewing tobacco, beer, and whiskey.Fighter pilots are better and cooler than you.Fighter pilots each have their own "Verizon network" consisting entirely of bikini clad beer girls with loose morals. Can you beer me now? Good.Fighter pilots usually are given testosterone-ridden call signs like "Jockstrap" or "Whiplash." However, those who try to name themselves are invariably given the call sign "Manbitch."Fighter pilots are a dying breed: The last fighter pilot has been born. In 20 years, all fighters will be unmanned. The world will be a sadder place for itYou will NEVER be a fighter pilot.If you ARE a fighter pilot and just read that, we beg for our lives.Fighter pilots can fly ANYTHING, better than anyone else. They could even fly heavy transport aircraft, but they would certainly never want to, nor do they NEED to.Fighter pilots are often seen as exceedingly arrogant and full of themselves. However, they have earned it, so do not scoff, remember that YOU will never get to fly that fighter jet!If you wish to take down a fighter pilot, don't even think about it when he's anywhere within a hundred kilometers from his flying metal monster, wait till he's on the ground and you have an M1 Abrams at your disposal. Unless he's flying an A-10, in which case you're fucked.They don't give a shit if the pattern is full. They WILL buzz the tower whenever they damn well please.The Thunderbirds and Blue Angels are NOT fighter pilots. They are Movie Stars. They are usually re-admitted to the role of the fighter pilot when they move on to their next assignments.Fighter pilots have a secret hand gesture and handshake. They will never tell you what they are, and you will never see them do it in public (unless you are a hot, slightly drunk, 25-year old nymphomaniac stripper attending the O-Club on a Friday night.)No fighter pilot is drunk as long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not be flung from the face of the earth.</blockquote>

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